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Remeber when we could got to the theaters and watch the films they make in Hollywood and various other places around the round world?

Remeber when we could got to the theaters and watch the films they make in Hollywood and various other places around the round world? Now the theatre is inside the home. I miss this picture palaces of wonder with more stars than there are in the Heavens. I would take in many a film in my eyes with my wife and would get popped corns but never a bagel there. One of the last times we went to cinema before the America became diseased I received a survey on my receipt! I had not seen a receipt survey in so long by then! So I filled it out and received a upgrade for my pooped corn that I was never able to use because the epidemic diseased the air we breath. Here is what I said in this survey. Hope you enjoy to hear how I feel about my theatre experience:

I like to watch the moving pictures that tell stories and this was one of the best stories yet I have ever seen until now at this time. The man who took in my ticket was a funny man and I liked him for being funny and different from other men & women who take tickles at the box office. For sure he is a different breed indeed. I liked that the popcorn was there too and also drinks and adult drinks for adults like me who like to have adult drinks while immersed in the story told on the screen with moving pictures and sound, edited for maximum emotional affect on the audience in the theater sitting along with me to be transported away from the hum drum, depressing monotony of modern existence in these United States of America. I do however wish that the poeple in the back row had not talked so much during the picture on screen. Was not the best to be taken out of the story unfolding before me. But it was ok, another person on the theatre shushed them then they shut up for most of the rest of the pisctire. I wish you offered toasted bagels with the cheese cream but this man can dream right? Tthank you for wanting to know how I feel and I'll see you at the movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Sometimes I feels SO happy! Sometimes not so much! I still try to keep on with the good vibe and lovefood!!! Specially the bagel for me is love! YOU know this!

I don't feel so good lately. Definitely not the great. It's been difficult to sleep. I should not complain. I am ok. Butt Sometimes it's just not easy to navigate the up and downs of these modern society. It can't be, for me, bagels all the time. Though I wish itwas so. Someday I would like to open a franchise or maybe just make them mine own bagel. People like that. They like man or woman make their own for other people to have. Not always corporate facts and figurines. The real stuff. They want they blood and the sweat and the tears in them bagel. What goes up must come down. You know this! And when inspector come in and say, "You cannot with this blood, sweat and tear in the bagel!" We say, "Go away with this rule & regulation! I want the people to taste the people! It is the only way to live free! You cannot tell me how to make them bagel, man! Anyway, I don't like the bacon you use. It say it peppered but it taste too sweat. Like a Mr. Butterwort syrup. People like the sweet & saviory. Me not so much. I like the savory. not like Jesus though. Wholesome, not holy for me. Spiritual but not with the dogma. Too restrictive for human kind to abide by. Also don't like how they treat women.

Everyday, indecents happen at Bagel stores all over America! I witnessed one too! But not that one that you think I might be talking about! A different one!!1 That little bagelboy happened yesterday! What Ii saw was the day before that! This really happned! Can you belief?!?/?

Before I walk in the store, some whiteman on sidewalk yelling at blackman to fight him! I don't like this! Men mind their own business I believe you know. Specially dumb racialist need to stop it with that tough guy stuff. Still I was very scared there that moning. Police come in the place! I knoew I've threatened before to call them there but it's been so good! No insidents with me! That one Bagelboy stop with the sideeye at me and I gets respect when I go there everyday now too. From all them bagelpeople to. You know this! Still I deciede to play fun so to flip the switch and script it up by odouring different than normal order. "Skinny zesty samwitch on a SALT bagel!" I said (not my favourite, the salt bagel but it good, not the best but ok still) Man look at me incredibleious, "You script the flip on me today me boy!" He say. I laugh like a true maniac at these guy for his eyes going bonkers at me ordering something new and different. Then policeman come in! I think "I'm done for!" Stomach feels bad then it said "This man is not here for you". Turnout, someone call about the whiteboy being stupid outside. I feel relief that Im not going away with this cop. All I wanted was a bagel sanwich!


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Manager
Before police came all over the store. That big whiteboy came into the place. Fuming about his own stupidity and the fact tthe man outside is keeping his own cool. HE DOESN't pay dumb whiteman any mind.  He just mind his own. Then manager say to this big dumb man who is white like me but not a cool like me, "You gotta stop with this! I won't have it in my store or in front of my store! I don't care how you come all over here everyday! I won't have it so stop this now!" He's not having this stuff here in this establishment! And I belief him too you know thats! That' when the cop get there and I was scared. I should know beter they not here for me their but my nerves aren't the best. I'm a very mellowman and layback boy. I takes it easy but I rattle easy too you see. Anyway I belief this bagel manager that he won't stand for that nonesense. His cool head make sure you have no virus video like little boy at Bagel Boss who got chumped yesterday (the day after this happened) because he doesn't act right nor know how to be nice to girls or please women.

Energy decrease as it move up because energys is lost as metabolic heats when the orgasms from one level are consumed by the organisms from the next level!!!!

You could put the love in the bagele with the psycho transference. Freud talk about the erotic transfer with them patience. Bu tthese man say the cigarette is sometimes just a cigar. He says first you dream then you die. Foods chained together they form a food website. So how all them energys get into these food webs and then distributed between orgasms? Food eaters pass 20% of their energy into other consumers. This because they are more efficient at passing on that energy. A tons of that energy is lost in excretion and lets loose in trying to maintain a constant body temperature. Sometime there plants that need to be killed. When producer consumers die they be fed on by decomposers break complex materials into simplestick components after eatersers die, using up the energy they in contain. Do you see this? It all put together with love. Infinty concept! So there is no begining theres no end. Only the now! The harder you try the easier this is to think about this! You have to be a real dumbo not to get thus what  I am saying! All the energy is all the eneergey that ever will be so. Eat these energy and pass it on!!!

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could be that all them Are gods too, ervryday make these bagel with love good vibes. I put it in me my stomach and I both feel the good! So it is like every orgasm in this planet need the energy to make the energy and waste the energy too! Within these food chains energy can be passt and transferr from one organism to another! So thank you for that there!

They want me to tell them how them workers work there well! What do I say to them then??

All AT theere location is nice to see and make me smile with them bagel always. Bagel boy look at me funnny sometimw. I don't want these 2 egg too much But Ii'm ok. I like them still. Sside eye can be frustarting to see sometime but mostly I'm ok with thses people. I like to be free and not told what to do or how to do it or how to eat them blagel. I want my way or not tye highway. You know this! SO this man can think he bad, meaning good or cool because he can put the holes in them bagels but I still know I can sdo it faster and more afficient in less time than he can if I was given chance to do this. I like my work now but someday I want to be in this industry beacsue I love these bagel and would like to work with them with my hands like Boys & WOMEN who work at this place to be to make them better. I dont't take breaks or vacations but I'm easy going still and lots of laughs I will tell you but I can do it harder than your fasterest bagel boy. I know this to be truthfully.

Your ohboy tries the salt bagel! How does he feel for it????????//

Got the salt bagel today. It good not my favourite. It was not bad but like I say its not mine favourite. Make me think it is like a pretzel! But not funny shaped just regular shape not brown to. Im eating at work start laughing loud louder still. My BOss come by "Why you laughin at?" I sayc"See them bagel? It's like a pretzel but regular shape and white. Hahahaha" I lol loudly. H e doesnt sense this humour but its ok. Thats just like him like that to be. All work& business never pleadsure. Me?/ I take the work serious but life not so for sereous. I find to take it easy is the way for me to be in living like this. Lots of laughs & foods. Good times forever you know how it can be like how I like to be. Just keep eating them bagel and laughing. Thats why this salt bagel is good but not my favourite. It good becaue I can laugh at absurd, normal shape white pretzel while I eat it and like the taste but not my favorite taste. I like more these cheese balge. Parmashaun and Iseeagio is probablu favorite' I like do the sesamee too if with egg & meats with these cheese but IF IM JUst toasted whit cheese cream I like the cheese bagel for this kind of style to eat. But Illgetsaltforlaughs LOL

I don't like to be pressured! I don't like to be upsold! Now they know forever for sure! Will it happen again? Better not!

All them bagel boys and girl put too much the pressure on me. I say "The pastramee meet swiss & egg on thehse bagel" They say "2 eggs or 1 sir?" Ii say "One egee pleas" They say "You sure not the 2?" I say, "No frank you I want the 1 only please" They say "No 2 for you?" Ii say "No 1 for me pleads". This go back & fourth forever like in fifty loop til them Bagel boy realise "This man only want the 1 ego" I take not kindly too threats SPEcial from bagel boy whos job is too put the hole in them blargels. I do it faster and the better if you were to let me. I promise before to call police or judge already first from you make my mind go away from how tastey them baGel is. Then boysgirls threaten to make me die from belly hole explosuion from 2 eggs. How do I call them then when I am dead? You still dont care about that. for if I'm die you just keep the oven on forever make them blargels putting the holes in them center. i know I could do this well and for not much money. Pay me in blargels and I put the hole in them centered. Please to allow me to werk at this fine ebstablishment putting the holes in them bagels. I have secret trick to double bagels output in little less time.

I don't belief in your gods. I do think it is okay if you do but I do not!!!

One egg prefect fine. Two eggs two egg two many for me two eat. Donot want two burst belly hole. How I eat them bagel then? Hole in stomache them I not live. I am dead. Ttell me how I eat them bagels then?/ I don't believe soul come back to eat them so what I do if I eat these too eggs with these cheese and meets and stomach open an Im die? How I can happy to bee eat these bagels if Im not here in eaRth/? What is difference to you if Ii die? Yyou still keep to sell these bagel. Often toes-ted with this cheese cream vcheese. You ok. Who to call them police if eat em both eggs with this cheese saussge and bagels and I dye/?? It ok no soul. I belief asses to asses and butts two butts. No god. People make them bagel spiritually not gods.

Who do they think they are? Them bagels boys and grrls!

HOw can you ask me these question? hoW I cannot bees satisfried with this bagels? So good to have them toast with this cheese cream. My mind an body alsmot cannoit take flavour of these bagel & cheese together forever. Like minded bakers know how good they be at cooking this bagels. Sometimes I think I will never be the same again since first time I tasted these. Who do you think you are to do this to people like me who like to eat them bagel? Its almost not right but they so good its hard to hate you for making them for me and others to eat these. With toasted and cheese. If you make thses any better I swear I call police or judges to make you stop these things to so many here in these Massivechooseits towns. One day I may revenge for what you have done to my tastes and stomaches. For now, I enjoy ans cuntinue to eat thems.

All men and women who work there. I tell them how I feel from them!

All men & women
all men & Women Who them who work there are all that exceptional to me in this heart.

I had been out of town for extended time. No bagels for duration of this extended time! Then I feel out surevy!

Been goone long. Hhave not eaten this bagels in that time since been gone. So long to not have eten this bagels. Stomach begs "Why can't we eat these bagel?" I go, "Nno stomach. Far from bagels. Cannot eat if they bagels are not here! Soon we return to Nofhamton Massivechooseits! and have them for brakefast." Stomach quiets knowing we will have them again again. And again. I like these bagel for the sesame seed & pastaromi with this swish cheese. New favourite for me for sure forever. I wish I could talk forever on about them bageel. I get so excite to be back in these town for bagels only plus people who sell these bagels are best people in these town for selling this bagels to me and stomache says "Yum again forveer!" I say happy to be nice to stomach for the bagels are such as a treat for me too. Taste well body be happy so WHY I cannot be highly statisfied with these? Thank you for time & consideraruion of me for talk for bagels to tell you how good it is that they are for me to eat them.

Bagel boys and Ggirl;s!

Everyone who work are nice people too me/always. Especially boys&girls who work are help me to get the best bagels for me to have them to eat for happiness.

Hash browns are easy to find in south eastern Uunited states. NOrtheast coast is a different story! I tell you!

I like you'r bargels alot. Tthey are very tasty and certaintly best in this town here. Better than the one town over too. I like easting them for brakfast aND sometimes do lunch 2. Wish you had sides like hush brawns though.

It does and I want to knnow why!!!

I like your pastrami. High quality meat that feel good to put in my mouth. I like the sesamee seed bagles wit h the pastrami. Why can't I add mustard?

I had bad news from Doctor day before this survey!

Blargels are good noot grate too eat to much often. High cholsteral me, so not to eat them much but canot help becuse thouh not great for me, the taste is. So not high satisfied because of this.

8/26 How I realy feel now and always now!

I have no friends but for bagels. I love you all. Don't ever change.

I had not been in a long while when I feeled this survey out for $1 off bagels!

No survey for many days. But I'm ok. Like to spend the money anyway. Need no dollair off for me! I pay the full anyway. So its ok I don't get a survey for awhile becuase I don't mind to pay for this bagel so good and yum. I will pay always. Dollair off is good but I'm pay full so its ok I don't have survey for many days. It nice to get survey and tell how I feel of bagel and get dollair off but if I never survey again its ok. I pay for bagel price as it is. though dollair off is very, very nice. But I like to give the money for the bagel the people so nice I don't need the dollair off. Like to get the survey to say what I likes about this bagel and free dollair off the bagel is very nice but I will pay in full for this yum. My stomach agrees says "You need no dollair off! Pay the bagel!" Ok I say. Dollair off is good, but I will pay forever for the yum of these bagel. I like this new egg to. Make full price easyer to pay even. Though I would pay full anyway for bagel alone. is so good!

How I feel for them bagels here for survey!

One day I make love to these bagels. You watch me!

Reality story for surrvey

I go get bagel early morning. Line so long! Why so many people here to eat these? Because there sooo yum! No less than previous! Maybe word spread how yum these bagels can be. I don't want to wait so I leaved & come back in 15s minutes. Ok now! "Welcome sir! What I get you?"
You know what you get me! These baegl with the egg & the cheddar please! You know I say yum everyday now! Come on with that! So fun to talk to these peoples making the customer peoples so happy with the yum. Sometimes I try the coffee to. If it yum like these bagel my head may go explode instead of yum.

Another survey for bagel!!

It just better every day! I go the place the week the people see me the week say "Hi! Hi! What I get you?"
Happier to see me every day! As I more happy see them the week! They say "What I get you?"
You get me these bagel with the egg & the cheddar cheese. "We cannot put the jalapeno bagel in the toaster"
I want these whole wheat bagel with the egg & the cheese in place. "OK! Come right up sir!" Make me smile.
Stomach happy say "YUM!" too. Better still everyday. All night cannot wait for morning to scream yum at these bagel.
I belief it to best bagel in Massivechusets. You don' get these bagel where Im from. The people every day happy still to see me.
Cannot say enough for happy people to be happy to see me happy. Make me happy. Food stay yum too! Better yum too yet still! Happy customer.
That is me! Some day drink the coffee too. May be!

Moore survey!

3 day in row I eat these bagel. Get better still. My eyes cannot belief these bagel sand which!
With this egg & this cheese is just yum no less.
Go to bed stomach cannot wait for next day all night screaming "Blargels! Yum! Put in me to stop these hunger!"
I say "Not now, we sleep now. Eat the yum tomorrow morning again. Don't worry" Everyday I go now to keep body inside happy.
Plus the people nice at the store. Make me want to say hi to everyday still. Keep make them nice & them bagel Yum!

third Survey for $ off!

3 times now. Love better each day with bagels being better each too. So yum to me it crazy.
Stomach screams each day now "Bagels! Yum!" So tasty with a egg & this cheese. Pplease with the good work keep on.  Everyday I come too if it is so. Yum! Tasty! What else I say?

2nd surrvey for $1 off!

Second time to here. Make stomach say yum so much so. Foods scream good out loud. I can hear it from street later in day. Keep make them yummy! Everyday too!

Firdt survey I wrote for $1 off!

The food good taste. Like very much to say yum to these bagel. Make stomach growl and scream thinking of them. Is good!