I don't like to be pressured! I don't like to be upsold! Now they know forever for sure! Will it happen again? Better not!

All them bagel boys and girl put too much the pressure on me. I say "The pastramee meet swiss & egg on thehse bagel" They say "2 eggs or 1 sir?" Ii say "One egee pleas" They say "You sure not the 2?" I say, "No frank you I want the 1 only please" They say "No 2 for you?" Ii say "No 1 for me pleads". This go back & fourth forever like in fifty loop til them Bagel boy realise "This man only want the 1 ego" I take not kindly too threats SPEcial from bagel boy whos job is too put the hole in them blargels. I do it faster and the better if you were to let me. I promise before to call police or judge already first from you make my mind go away from how tastey them baGel is. Then boysgirls threaten to make me die from belly hole explosuion from 2 eggs. How do I call them then when I am dead? You still dont care about that. for if I'm die you just keep the oven on forever make them blargels putting the holes in them center. i know I could do this well and for not much money. Pay me in blargels and I put the hole in them centered. Please to allow me to werk at this fine ebstablishment putting the holes in them bagels. I have secret trick to double bagels output in little less time.